Want to be as fabulous in the Afterlife as you are in life, dahling? With our state-of-the-art preservative treatment, you can be sure you’ll turn heads! The “Royal Spa Treatment” includes:

• Gentle skin cleansing, followed by an all-natural cedar oil massage
• A private eviscerating session with Darius, our head embalmer, after which your insides will be treated to a palm wine rinse, then dusted with aromatic powders and prepared for placement in canopic jars (not included)
• A coupon for a free smoothie in our café (Try the indulgent “Muddy Nile,” with myrrh, cassia, and other exotic spices!)
• Our signature Natron rub, followed by seventy days of rest in the Beautiful House.
• A body wrap of the highest-quality Egyptian linen, sealed with resin, with a protective outer layer of plaster
• Fashionable solid-gold finger and toe stalls
• Prompt delivery to your family for further burial preparation (all costs included)

Preserve your body without spending an arm and a leg. Our “Anubis’ Choice” package includes all of the basic embalming necessities, plus a couple of extras to pamper your body and ease your Ka into the Afterlife. Included:

• Gentle skin cleansing, followed by an all-natural cedar oil massage
• An eviscerating session with one of our highly trained embalmers, after which your insides will be treated to a palm wine rinse, then dusted with aromatic powders and prepared for placement in canopic jars (not included)
• Our signature Natron rub, followed by seventy days of rest in the Beautiful House.
• A body wrap of hand-made Egyptian linen, sealed with resin

Nearing the end with little to spend? Our basic mummification service is for you. "Econo-embalm" includes:

• Thorough scrubbing -- both inside and out -- with cedar oil, performed by Seth, our eager young apprentice embalmer
• Body-stuffing service (you provide the linen)
• Our signature Natron rub, followed by a restful, seventy-day curing period
• A body wrap of hand-made Egyptian linen